Welcome to Kabul!
It’s a bit disconcerting dropping in here for a visit. And I do mean ‘dropping’. The gigantic Air Force C-17 that dropped us here offers no windows, so it’s difficult to know exactly what’s going on. But I could tell we were at a substantial altitude—I’m guessing 20,000 feet or so—when the pilot dropped the gear.
Suddenly the roar of an already-loud aircraft notched up another dozen decibels as the outside air screamed past the landing gear now hanging out in the airstream. A pilot will ‘fly dirty’ (meaning the airframe isn’t smooth and clean) if he wants to get down in a hurry. The exposed gear creates a huge amount of drag that helps the jet fall out of the sky.
I could feel the giant craft tip nose down for our steep approach to the runway. The C-17 is a huge target, and with a 4-star general onboard, the Air Force was taking no chances. There would be no low flybys of the jagged peaks surrounding Kabul, just in case some lucky-shot insurgent might be waiting with a shoulder-launched missile.
Once on the ground it was a mad scramble to get off the plane, but executed with military precision. I can honestly say that the worst part of this entire trip—repeated over and over again—is donning the mandated body armor for any trips outside secure NATO installations. The “bulletproof” vest is heavy and of course, doesn’t allow air movement, so almost as soon as I’ve put this thing on in the 90-plus degree heat, I’m drenched with sweat. That’s not so bad; I can deal. What’s absolutely awful is the heavy protective “one size fits none” helmet. The thing weighs about five pounds with virtually no padding, only a taut spiderweb of nylon webbing that grinds into my scalp. More journalists should be required to wear this stuff when dispatching stories about battlefield conditions; I have new respect for our troops, fighting in conditions like these wearing much heavier gear than the cumbersome load now burdening me. I’m told mine is the “old style” helmet; the new ones are more comfortable. Yeah. Right.
We piled in the back of a convoy of British military vehicles, sitting sideways on bench seats, knees interlocked with whoever’s sitting on the opposite bench. We’re given a briefing about the drive ahead, how to react if we should come under fire. Somehow it seems a bit less ominous delivered in a crisp British accent. I notice mine is the last vehicle of the convoy. Great. When insurgents do attack—not that I’m expecting such a thing—they like to go for the either the head or tail of the procession. How comforting.
We tear off, weaving through the dusty streets of Kabul. Even on straight stretches of road, our driver constantly makes “S” turns using all available lanes—if these so-called roads actually had lanes. Not because traffic is a problem–which it is. The constant change of course is a protective maneuver designed to make us harder to hit in case our convoy should come under attack.
The vehicle commander in the right seat is talking into a radio headset, keeping up a constant chatter with the rest of the convoy. Eyes peeled on nearby traffic, looking for anything out of the ordinary, hoping to spot any potential car bombers that should happen upon us. It’s all very professional and executed with cool caution; but a smooth ride, it is not. Accelerate sharply, hit the brakes, clutch, gas, swerve, bounce—the helmet feels like it’s shaving my scalp at the follicles as we lurch along these potholed paths.
The Brits’ delivery mission is successful, and after what seems like a very long fifteen minutes we are pulling up to the ominous concrete barricades and blast walls marking the entrance to the ISAF (International Security Assistance Force) compound in Kabul. Once inside, I-D’s are checked, more gates are lifted, the armed soldiers traveling with us climb out to clear their weapons of live ammunition.
We drive past a mustard-yellow building, a fairly grandiose structure for this impoverished and war-ravaged country. I’m told it now serves as the headquarters of the ISAF forces. In a delicious (and deliberate) bit of irony, it was the headquarters of the Taliban when that repressive regime ran this nation a scant few years ago.
We’re given another briefing and dispatched to our rooms. We’re safe.
Welcome to Kabul.
Jon, what fair grounds did you say you’re at! Sounds like some of the rides down at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina! Be safe and wear your protective gear! What a place to pick for your vacation.
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You’ve just experienced what is commonly referred to as a combat landing, where the pilot corkscrews the plane in – turning rapidly to bleed off airspeed, like the space shuttle does when returning to earth. Let’s you slow down and drop like a rock. Then you do the equivalent of a carrier landing, trying to call the ball with a plane way too big to stop that fast. Still This should indicate the seriousness of the effort in Afghanistan – as they stopped doing combat landings in Iraq in the fall of 2005, because they stopped shooting at us.
I was especially touched by the mention of the light body armor journalists wear as encumbering and hot. It is a simple vest with a couple plates covering the viscera only and very light. Soldiers typically wear their body armor, which includes as many as four ceramic plates, sleeves covering that vital path to the heart located in the armpit, covering them on top of their long sleeves down to the elbow. Add to that the 210 rounds of 5.56mm ammo, grenades, weapon, commo and first aid equipment each soldiers carries – well, you can see where a reporter wearing a just vest is kinda funny. Yep, our helmets are better – but anything that stops a bullet is worth wearing and I’ve seen even those brain buckets the reporters wear do just that.
Now remember who is fighting this war, because folks give alot of crap to the so called “me generation”, but when you see all that crap strapped to the back of a 19 year old boy or girl, who weighes just over 150lbs soaking, wringing, wet, well – some days I am in awe of these young men and women
Still I have to give Mr Scott alot of credit, most reporters are ensconced safely in their hotel rooms (in the Green Zone in Baghdad – and elsewhere) drinking scotch and taking pot shots at the very folks doing the mission. He is out there – walking a mile in their shoes.
This Memorial Day let’s give some thanks to those brave young volunteers who take the fight to the enemy. This is why we have the freedom to write blogs, live in peace and walk the streets of Kabul, even with a load of armor and a brain bucket to deliver bikes to kids – in the hopes that one day they will have the devotion to their countrymen that ours do to us.
Wow! What a description of your experience Thank you so much for blogging about our trip. Godspeed!