We tried not to digress, but (hurry up john, what was the excuse we agreed to use)…….oh ya, we were just being us! You know how it is! *L*

a wife was looking to get her husband something special for his birthday, she thought new golf clubs would be nice, but after digging them out of the garage and looking at them, she realized they were barely used…that would never work.

so then she thought maybe some new tools, she looked at those and she realized they were all new, he didn’t need those.

Then she remembered he loved Bridgette Bardot, so she thought and thought and thought and finally came up with the perfect gift, she would buy some very sexy lingerie, get a tattoo of BB (for bridgette bardot) on her arse and surprise him when he got home.

she runs down down to the Tattoo parlor, and the lingerie store and races back home to surprise her hubby.

but she is too late, the hubby is sitting there in shock, she asks what wrong and he says “why are my clubs and tools out?”

in all the years of the marriage she had never touched his golf clubs or tools and here they were, all out.

he was jumping to conclusions

she immediately stripped off her clothes to show him the new lingerie and cheer him up, but he was already thinking the worse, they had always been conservative and she had never worn anything like that for him…he was fuming now.

she was getting desperate to calm him down, so she knew the Tattoo would cheer him up, she dropped her knickers and bent over to show him the Tattoo.

her husband dizzy with disbelief, staggered back and all he could say is…

“that tears it….who the he!! is BOB??????”

@All

breaking story off the FOXNews Urgent Queue:

http://www.foxnews.com/urgent_queue/index.html#53314695,2008-06-10

McCain to visit Colombia, show support.

Aren’t you going to use any of Susan’s “excuses” for being late?

After just two days away I fell waaaaaaay behind. I have some work to do this afternoon and evening. I had the wedding and a friends birthday, then travel back to LA and then a flight to Tucson for stories and live reports this week. I explain more in a new thread up shortly. Thanks everyone for keeping it going and thanks for roughly 300,000 visits to my blogs just last week.

Adam

#10 though may be a sad but true scenario. I heard an interview with a pawn shop owner on the radio this morning. He said that he’s seen a definite increase in people coming in to pawn their stuff in the last few months. What’s scary is, he said, is that people are coming in pawning rings, bracelets, watches, etc because they need money for gas.

Another good one is: While driving to work I ran into a guy I’d never met before……..boy, was he pissed.

Adam use to play ball too!

it was sweet tea– You did pay attention!

John– for you!

If you’re sitting in a traffic jam watching the minutes tick away and you’ve decided honesty isn’t the best policy for you, think of a believable and acceptable reason you’re walking in late. After all, if you were a hiring manager who heard any of these 10 real-life excuses for being late, you’d be suspicious, too.

1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

2. Someone stole all my daffodils.

3. I had to go audition for American Idol.

4. My ex- stole my car so I couldn’t drive to work.

5. My route to work was shut down by a presidential motorcade.

6. I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.

7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

8. The line was too long at Starbucks.

9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

10. I didn’t have money for gas because all of the pawnshops were closed.

Montana

very interesting…..

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/06/10/obamas-panama/

Funny….as long as it’s not a true story!!!!!!

He replies, ” Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I would. ”

She asks, ” If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house? ”

” We spent a lot of money getting this house just right “, he says, ” So I wouldn’t want to move out. ”

” If I died and you remarried and you lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed. “, the wife asks.

The husband replies, ” We just bought that bed for $2500.00. so I wouldn’t be interrested in spending money for a new one. ”

The wife asks, ” If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs? ”

” Oh no, that would be impossible ” the husband replies, ” she’s left handed “

Sylvia

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D917466O0&show_article=1&catnum=1

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f1c3c588-3696-11dd-8bb8-0000779fd2ac.html

13:34 Kibbutz Nahal Oz residents told to stay indoors due to attacks from Gaza (Haaretz)

12:28 Ten mortar shells hit near Kibbutz Nahal Oz; no casualties (Haaretz)

Guess it’s way too early for most of you to be up and blogging….except maybe Avi, Max and LDG.

O. North on D-Day rememberence

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363864,00.html

note the comparison with what political leaders said and did then, vs. now.

I think learning German would be easier than Japanese! LOL I would just have to remember all the consonants!

Avi– kosemec!