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International Troops Embrace Deployment with Salsa Dancing and Yoga

There was a choice of two types available under the glass knife counter in the Italian PX store here at the ISAF base at Kabul International Airport. The price difference was two Euros.

Unlike the US military bases in Afghanistan, here at the ISAF base, it is a different world. In so many respects and in attitude, it is like a little European Union and the US Military presence is minimal. We have spent a few days here working with the US Air Force who are training The Kite Flyers (Afghan Air Corps) as I called them the other day.

The commitment to the effort here in Afghanistan of International Forces to actually do anything beyond the wire and barriers is a source of annoyance and frustration. Publicly they cannot say anything critical of these nations. But in private their words are harsh. The base here at the International airport is small and the car park is full of brand new 4×4 SUVs that have never left the base.

However in the face of adversity, here are some examples of how International troops have embraced their deployment and somehow forgotten what this war is about.

Luke and Orsy have arranged for Salsa lessons for beginner beginning December, twice a week. There is the tabletop Foosball competition beginning soon, and a tribute to Depeche Mode is upcoming. The Beauty Salon is doing a roaring trade and massages are available. Are you the smartest person on the base? Well the Dutch have a Trivia Night coming up, then there is the Mini Soccer competition.

The Italian PX store has a range of coffee machines available, and the lack of dress sense they display in the Dining Facility can only make you laugh. Running trainers worn with a full Military uniform seems more than acceptable.

Is the stress too much for the Germans? Have no fear in there PX store there are stress balls in the shape of a women’s breast available, to take the tensions away.

If you seek “Strength, Flexibility and Relaxation” then sign up for the COMBAT Yoga class, instead of a downward facing dog maybe the upward facing bayonet pose will appeal. Instead of the sound of relaxing Tibetan mantras over running waterfalls, the “Ride of the Valkeryie” will help soothe your spirit.

After all that there is of course the choice of which bar and restaurant you would prefer, Thai, Italian or maybe a cold beer in the “Air Force One Bar and Restaurant.” All troops, with the exception of the US forces, are free to drink alcohol. If an American is caught drinking then a dishonorable discharge is pending, whilst the Europeans sip chardonnay on the outside tables.

It is not unusual in the evening to see male and female soldiers walking hand in hand around the base, or sitting and looking at each other between a bunch of plastic flowers. Condoms are available readily, (but I should add that they are available in stores on US bases also) there though I think they are used more for keeping dust and dirt out of rifle barrels, well that’s what they say.

It beckons the question of how committed many of the foreign nations are to the cause. World leaders like to boast about a coalition and commitment to Afghanistan, the reality is that some countries commit a hand full of troops and then place such caveats on there deployment that the greatest danger they face is a parking ticket on a day to day basis.

Under the glass back at the Italian PX, was a pair of standard metal handcuffs. Plain sturdy and functional cost 7 Euros. Next to them was a pair of Pink Furry Love Handcuffs, a vital piece of Military Equipment in a war zone, cost 9 Euros.

 

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9 Responses to “International Troops Embrace Deployment with Salsa Dancing and Yoga”

Comment by donald holloway

Being a soldier that just returned from a tour in Iraq, that is crap. The reason they have salsa dancing and yoga classes is to take the soldiers mind off the war for a little bit. Most people do not understand what it is like to have to think about dying constantly…you can be laying in your bed and BOOM! a motar kills your buddy right next to you. So before anyone criticizes people wanting to feel like they are not there for an hour or so, go sit your freedom mooching butt over there for 15-18 months. As far as the alcohol goes, who cares if Aussie troops or british troops drink, we are Americans and we are responsible for the majority of what happens over there. No one wants some young Joe getting hammered and killing a bunch of civilians or offending some Iraqi or Afghani.

 
Comment by joe

This is typical of Fox garbage “journalism”. Canadian troops are fighting and dying, at a rate per size of military, in greater numbers than US troops. It’s your kooks and krooks in government that set off the military disaster in Iraq, otherwise neither coalition or US troops would still be dying over there. For a “news” organization that is supposedly supportive of the troops, the war effort, the neo-con propoganda machine and the old warrior POW making a last ditch effort at the White House, I’m surprised you printed this trash. All I can say to this wanker is take a ride in an unarmed humvee, by yourself, along a dark, mined road.

 
Comment by J

I don’t see anything wrong with this approach at all. I am no military expert but I think troops that have a reminder of what exactly they are fighting for is a good thing. These activities are all examples of what we enjoy at home. FREEDOM. Why should we send troops off to fight and we enjoy the fruits of their labor and they suffer in all regards. Hell a guy in jail can have sex with his wife whats wrong with a troop squeezing a stress ball shaped like a breast? Nothing at all. Actually I want one.

 
Comment by Martin

Nice, makes you kinda wish you were German.

 
Comment by Joe Wilson

Hey – re the first comment on this – does that mean you think the furry handcuffs and stress ball in the shape of a breast are essential combat gear?

 
Comment by Sally

This story is crap, you are right about that, Donald! Our soldiers NEED time to let loose and not think about the crazy place they are in. Thanks to our troops, stupid reporters like this have the freedom to knock what the soldiers do during their “off” time, if you can call it that.

I support our troops and anything that gives them a little bit of sanity in an insane situation is a good thing.

Mal, what do you do in your “off” time? Sit around thinking of ways to pick at our soldiers morale? Get a clue and leave these soldiers alone. What they do is survive!

And to all you soldiers out there, serving anywhere…..God bless you and the task you are accomplishing! The USA stands strong!

 

This is not at all surprising to me. The United States Armed Forces have been carrying the water for the world for over a hundred years. Everybody hates America until there is a crisis, then the first thing out of their mouth is “America Help Us”. Even when foreign troops are killed they can manage to put the blame on America. Obama will make them all very happy by blaming every ill in the world on America.

 
 

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